Now that I'm taking a class about it, I sometimes might have posts where I tell comedy strips or just plain jokes. There's this one I'm going to do for a last day of class program with my buddies (Dylan and Makkena) that was the hotshot of the comedy strip world that I'm itching to tell!
Okay,it's called,( don't get me wrong, it's weird!) Doughnut Mayhem!!!!( I'm the first person in line. Dylan's the order taker and Makkena's the 2nd person in line)So it starts out as Dylan setting up decorations for the 1,000,000,000,th customer right as I'm comeing in.I say;let me get this straight, there's a Dunkin' Donuts on a boat? Dylan says; Yep pretty much.
Anyway........ congratulations, you're our 1,000,000,000th customer!! You get 12 free doughnuts! Then I start freaking out as I count 9000 infinite types to choose from. Then I shoot out random choices and saying nonononononononono forget that frantically as the next customer comes in. She notices I'm in a daze and confusion and starts saying random jokes. I go under so much pressure I just stomp off. Then Dylan says well I guess now YOU are my 1,000,000,000th customer! Then the boat starts sinking! The woman says; keep the change! I'm out of here! Then we all sink as Dylan does an army salute! THE END. Great play, huh?
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